I'mmm baaaaaaack~!!!

Not that I haven't been around. I have. I'm just a lazy fucker. [= So!! Big news!! Mums going away to St. Lucia on Tuesday and I get the house to myself (and the brats) for a whole week! But, alas, I'm responsible enough not to have one of those stupid teenager parties with all the drinking and the sex and the drugs and the drink- oh wait, said that already. [= My brother (16) wants to have a party. I threatened to lock him out of the house. [= Aren't I a good sister?

Speaking of little brother. We got into a scrap yesterday! And I got bruises!! Now for those of you who don't know my BIG little brother, he's 16, 6'2, plays rugby, football and basketball. In short, he's a jacked tank. So, guess who won the fight? Me. [= Oh! And for the reason I'm bragging about the bruises is that I don't bruise easy. But the only problem now is that I feel like a creaky, old man. So on top of the bruises, I just recovered from the flu, now I have a cold and I can feel like I'm getting an ear ache in my left ear. Isn't life just grand?!

Okay! Now onto the topic of boys, because us girls just love them so much! (insert sarcasm if wanted) So. I've started talking to my friend in Hamilton again. Donald. He moved back from Nova Scotia when his girlfriend had a kid that wasn't his! Lovely person she is. (definitely sarcastic) So anyways, he likes me. He wanted to date me. I kinda have a crush on my neighbour 2 houses down so I don't really want to date Donald. My sister talks to Donald too see, and now, because he can't get the one sister he wanted, he's going after the other sister. Swell guy. But I don't care, as long as he doesn't hurt my sister. Then he won't have any chance of having any children. Ever. [= Now the funny thing is, Donald's trying to set me up with one of his friends, Franklin. Okay kids, take it easy! You don't have to laugh that much. He's not THE turtle. =_= Franklin's actually a pretty cool guy. And it's kinda scary but I noticed that we're kinda alike. Was slightly disturbed by it, but hey! Who wouldn't want more than one Lindsay running around, eh? I think it would be awesome! 8D Anyways. Point is: I don't want to date anyone other than my neighbour at this moment in time. He's a cutie. n.n And he looks like a chubbier version of Channing Tatum. n.n He fixed up 2 old mustangs and put them together to make a new car. n.n He's dog Riley absolutely loves me... well anyone who would pet her... But she actually listens to me! A good sign. [= He's got a little sister names Alannah (15) who is down living with him and his dad for 5 weeks. She's a cool kid. Everyone keeps asking me why I'm (19) hanging around with a 15-year-old kid? Simple. She's down here for most of her summer and she has no friends here and hanging out with me is better than just sitting at home doing nothing. It also takes her off her brother's hands for a while. He's a sweety. n.n He always makes her lunch because he's worried about her eating pattern. I wish I had an older brother. Not a younger one who's a complete bone head and thinks he's gods gift to women and thinks he's also King Shit on a platter. That is an amusing image though...

Anyways, I'm off for now. I have some people (my sister) I need to wake up because it's almost noon.
TOOTLES~! <33